“Aaj Tak” gets news that 100 Sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.
The
correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as
follows:
Correspondent
: How did this happen?
Sardarji :
Well, all the people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the
platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on
platform number 2.
They got
scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped
onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train
arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent
: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent. Why did you not jump onto the
tracks?
Sardarji : I
was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the
tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up…
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The most
funniest situation in student's life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes
and say "wind up your papers"
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Teacher:
Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
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Three reasons
to give Exams
.
1- You can
spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can
complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
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1 student ne
MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye
university kaisi hai?
.
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA
kia hai.
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An interesting
statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
.
"Time
will pass, But will you…….??"
"The life
is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to
study"
.
(William kaamchor )
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Father to
son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote
answer which they will not know
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Teacher:
JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
.
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr
BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke
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"Thousands
of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall
brings tears into eyes"
.
(William Cheater)
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Miss: Aaj tum
late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap
mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
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